The Lassie

				Mel: Scotland the brave

There once was a Lassie,
with a black hairy tassie,
who was liftin' up her kilty at the Jubel Alley Ball.
	
Behind her stood a jockey,
with a upstanding cockey.
Who was raming at the lassie,
with the black hairy tassy.
Who was liftin' up her kilty at the Jubel Alley Ball.

Behind them stood a queery,
with a pair of tiny glassy.
Who was lookin' at the jockey,
with the upstanding cocky.
Who was raming at the lassie,
with the black hairy tassy.
Who was liftin' up her kilty at the Jubel Alley Ball.

Behind them stood a cranky,
who was wankin' in his hanky,
at the sight of the queery,
with a pair of tiny glassy.
Who was lookin' at the jocky,
with the upstanding cocky.
Who was raming at the lassie,
with the black hairy tassy.
Who was liftin' up her kilty at the Jubel Alley Ball.


Behind them stood policy,
with a pair of handy cuffy.
Who was lookin' at the cranky
who was wankin' in his hanky,
at the sight of the queery,
with a pair of tiny glassy.
Who was lookin' at the jocky,
with the upstanding cocky,
Who was raming at the lassie,
with the black hairy tassy.
Who was liftin' up her kilty at the Jubel Alley Ball.

Behind them stood a judgey,
with a curly wearly wiggy,
who was talkin to policey,
with his pair of handy cuffy.
Who was lookin' at the cranky
who was wankin' in his hanky,
at the sight of the queery,
with a pair of tiny glassy.
Who was lookin' at the jocky,
with the upstanding cocky.
Who was raming at the lassie,
with the black hairy tassy.
Who was liftin' up her kilty at the Jubel Alley Ball

Now the reason for this striffy,
is that judgeys little wifey,
was the same little lassie,
with the black hairy tassy.
Who was liftin' up her kilty at the Jubel Alley Ball.