The Dirty Song
Mel.: Am. soldatvisa
John K.C. was a son of a bitch,
fucked all woman and got real rich.
Lied a hundred woman up against a wall,
bet a hundred dollar he could fuck them all.
Fuck 98 and his cock went blue,
took a triple whiskey and fucked the other two.
When he died he went stright to hell,
fucked the devils wife and his daughter as well.
On his grave-stone, painted in green:
"This was not a man, it was a fuckin machine!"